|Released||Jun 24th, 2013|
|Running Time||117 Min.|
|DVD Extras||Behind the Scenes, Fetish Menus, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s), Wall to Wall Option, Widescreen|
|Cast||Annie Cruz, John Strong, Mark Wood, Tommy Pistol, Asphyxia Noir, Phoenix Askani, Nikki Hearts, Bonnie Rotten|
|Non-Sex Roles||Anthony Rosano, Kato (I), Melissa Hill, David Lord, Peter O'Tool, Rick Garcia (II)|
|Critical Rating||AAAA 1/2|
Director Tommy Pistol wastes no time getting viewers into the hot action in his zombie thriller, Beyond Fucked. Even as the Emergency Broadcast System buzzes in the background, he's getting a b.j. from girlfriend Bonnie Rotten, who then proceeds to mount him in both directions, rubbing her clit until she squirts, then continuing the bounce. After some hot oral action, Pistol fucks her missionarily before she climbs aboard one more time, then leans over for spoon before taking his spew right on her tongue.
Sensitive viewers might then want to switch over to the (included) all-sex version of the film, since immediately following the fuck, Pistol walks in on a zombified Annie Cruz chewing on someone's bloody heart and guts before attacking Pistol, throwing him through a wall and chomping on his jugular—and that's all before the opening credits!
Cut to six years later—and the movie's back story, which involves a diet drug gone horribly wrong, causing anyone who took it to lose weight, all right, but also develop a hunger for human flesh—as told from the viewpoint of Rotten, now turned bounty hunter, looking for the few "pure" male sperm donors still in existence.
After chopping off lecher Anthony Rosano's hand in a nightclub that keeps zombies caged and tied up for entertainment, Rotten hooks up with barmaid Nikki Hearts on a bare mattress bounded by blood-stained walls, tonguing her pierced nipples and kissing and licking her all over. Rotten licks Hearts' pussy until she screams in delight—and then Hearts returns the favor, following up with pussy-poking with a Rabbit and a regular dildo. The play continues along those lines, finishing with scissor fucking and a Magic Wand applied to Rotten's clit. (Good thing electricity survived the apocalypse!)
Rotten reports to her boss (Mark Wood) that she's nearing her target, but Wood's busy turning Phoenix Askani into "the new Mother Mary," to whom, he says, "people will kneel down and pray"—but that might just be an excuse for him to get into her pants. After a sloppy b.j., Wood fucks her missionarily as she begs for his cock, then doggie, until she takes over with cowgirl and reverse. Spoon follows, followed by a splooge to her tongue.
Back at the nightclub, it's zombie wrestling time. Impressario David Lord calls for the next victim, er, braveheart to give it a shot, and Rotten volunteers ... until she sees that the zombies are ex-boyfriend Pistol and ex-bud Cruz. But then, pitted against a behemoth more than twice her size, she triumphs nonetheless—and as her "prize," gets to take both Pistol and Cruz back to her room, where she shoots them up with adrenaline and lets them fuck. Viewers might be a touch put off by the gray skin and scabby make-up, but it turns out that zombies fuck pretty much like the rest of us, and after exchanging oral pleasures, Pistol takes Cruz missionarily and spoon before shooting his load—as Rotten sits on the sidelines and mourns her lost friends ... before snapping their necks.
The final scene, between Asphyxia Noir and John Strong, doesn't seem connected to the plot, but that doesn't stop it from being hot. She blows him in another blood-stained room, then mounts him forward and backward, spreads for spoon, raises up for doggie ... but as he's about to blow his load in her mouth, Rotten breaks in and collects his spew for Wood's experiments. Of course, it probably doesn't help that she has to shoot Strong, thus guaranteeing no future supply of the milky white stuff ... but that's life in the post-apocalypse! And of course, she burns down the nightclub as she leaves.
All in all, it's a hell of an effort—and one that will likely look much different in its R-rated cut. Rotten in particular displays a range of emotion we haven't previously seen from her, and she's totally believable as a kickass bounty hunter. Of course, the makeup and blood might be off-putting for some, but on a purely sexual level, this movie rocks!