To paraphrase the Bard, "Death is easy. Comedy is a bitch." Nowhere is that more evident than in this overlong attempt at black (or at least grey) humor, which has promoter Nick Manning betting that he can ruin client Audrey Bitoni's singing career while making newcomer Monique Alexander into the Next Big Thing ... and if you can't guess the ending, you need to repeat Porn 101.
Despite the abysmal storyline, two sex scenes shine: The opener, where Monique shows Nick she's worth his trouble, essaying excellent solo, mish, doggie, cowgirl and spoon, and Audrey's tryst with composer Evan Stone featuring a super-hot lap dance, mish, spoon, reverse cowgirl and doggie.
Pre-noms: Best Couples Sex Scene - Video: Monique Alexander, Nick Manning; Audrey Bitoni, Evan Stone.
Retailing: Aimed at couples who can forget the story and concentrate on the sex.
- Mark Kernes

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