|Released||Mar 06th, 2013|
|Running Time||101 Min.|
|DVD Extras||Bonus Scenes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)|
|Cast||Stormy Daniels, Aaron Wilcoxxx, Julia Ann, Tommy Pistol, Marcus London, Jessie Lee, Veronica Avluv, Brendon Miller, Vivian Moon (Molly Bennett)|
|Critical Rating||AAAA 1/2|
For all we know, it's a typical morning in the Molly Bennett/Aaron Wilcoxxx bedroom: A little b.j., mish, cowgirl and doggie, all of which seems pretty hot and leaves her smiling ... except it isn't Molly's bedroom; it's Stormy Daniels', and she's not exactly happy when she finds them in bed together, especially after she'd planned to surprise Aaron with an anniversary cake.
Ah, well; the "for sale" sign quickly goes up on Stormy's lawn, and she soothes herself with a quart of rocky road ... and attends a divorce support group with Julia Ann, where each of the participants tells her story and group leader Allie Haze has the gals play some games to relieve stress and tapdance, figuratively, on the lying jackasses they've left.
Cut to Veronica Avluv, who we later find out is a widow, using her Hitachi wand to get off on muscular TV exercise guru Marcus London—and of course, she imagines him taking her to bed. She wants him to "take it deep," which would include his tongue as he licks her slit, her own b.j. on him, and the various positions they manage including reverse cowgirl, doggie and mish before he cums on her tits—and she loves every imaginary moment of it.
Coincidentally, just as she's done, Stormy shows up and convinces her (and Julia Ann) that what they need is a "girls trip"—and if viewers begin to think that this might be a distaff parody of The Hangover, they wouldn't be far from wrong.
They wind up in Los Angeles at Julia's aunt's mansion, looking for "some movie star cock"—but a creepy doorman keeps them out of a hot club, so they wind up in a cheap bar for drinks ... and Stormy buys some coke, the snorting of which has Veronica squawking like a chicken, which only serves to excite neighborhood DJ Brendon Miller. But it's Stormy who he takes back to his crib, where he introduces her to some new music—and they watch Veronica clucking up and down the lawn, totally naked.
So Stormy suggests that they have their own party, and Brendon's only too happy to comply. He dives right in with some pussy-licking and fingering, then moves to mish and cowgirl before she brings him off with her tongue.
Back at the mansion, Stormy and Julia find that Veronica's escaped the bedroom Julia locked her in, and they enlist Brendon's help in finding her. But Veronica's managed to locate Marcus's home, where she gets off sniffing his underwear until he walks in on her and drops his towel. Meanwhile, Brendon has enlisted pal Tommy Pistol to find Marcus, and the four head over to his place—pausing for some beer and tomfoolery along the way. That's intercut with Marcus and Veronica kissing, him massaging her in bed and washing her hair in the tub.
Finally, the road trip winds up at Jessie Lee's house, and while the gals snooze in the car, Brendon and Tommy double-team Jessie with muff-munching, b.j., doggie, reverse cowgirl, spoon and mish before they both splooge on her tits.
Come dawn, the travelers find themselves back at the mansion, only to find Veronica about to catch a plane for Bora Bora because Marcus has asked her to marry him. But Julia doesn't want to leave before "getting some," and the only candidate around is Stormy, so Julia dives right in—to Stormy's muff, that is. A little fingering and blowing in her ear begins to get Stormy off, and she's only too happy to return the favor, plus a little face-sitting thrown in. Julia manages to put three fingers into Stormy's pussy, and the movie ends (more or less) with their naked embrace.
If you're any kind of a "road trip" movie fan, you'll love this one. It's wacky, and while some bits are a little overdone, it's still one of the funniest movies we've seen yet this year, with well-drawn characters and a great script.