Pretty Little Asians is beyond the point of altogether original offerings, and so it is with this lengthy forty-eighth entry. Still, expect a good, in-depth production and decent value for your money.

Miho starts things off with a lesson in Japanese-to-English translation, which is surprisingly educational (in a porn sort of way). For example, "o-chin-chin" means dick, "chin-ko" means cock, and "oppai" means tits. Standard fucking follows, and some of the audible dirty talk is even translated in bright yellow subtitles. As for the sex, there's nothing really outrageous (which is odd for the genre), though vibrators, anal-beads, and watery fingerbangs surface here and there throughout.

Overall, all the scenes are equally decent, and there is better-than-average variety across the board (including steamy showers and bathtubs for two). Still, it's not as schoolgirl-kinky as it could have been. And at least one thing was lost in translation: 171 minutes – no matter how boldly the cover declares – will never amount to "over three hours."

Retailing: For your Asian import aisle.