Director and stunt cock Jack Napier has found himself in the very enviable position of having 13 sultry whores on hand and only his own dick to satiate them all. Poor guy. That's rough.
Napier, not surprisingly, takes his gonzo conundrum in stride, and by all accounts, does a cracking good job at plowing through a bevy of young beauties.
A bunch of Best New Starlet candidates, three threesomes and two foursomes later, you just might be calling Napier porn's next super hero.
Pre-noms: Male Performer of the Year (Jack Napier), Best New Starlet (Natasha Nice), Best New Starlet (Renae Cruz), Best New Starlet (Jackie Brown).
Retailing: Customers will clamor to see what makes Napier the luckiest man on the porn planet.