Tension, stress, sleeplessness, and general sexual dissatisfaction mean that the doctor of fuckology is "In" once again. When not chiding his staff for ordering speculums improperly, he's listening to slim and sexy women talk about their various reasons for sexual dissatisfaction.

Saana, for instance, has insomnia and masturbates often, but not successfully. Lacie has had one orgasm in five years (which isn't that big a deal when you realize she's only 19). Sahara is a stress mess, Jaime has become decreasingly orgasmic, Roxy has a doctor fetish - and Felix hasn't got anything wrong with her; she just wants to get off.

The prescription is the same in every case: a quick check of vitals, and then the careful application of a fancy vibrator or dildo, a little Magic Wand action, a ride on the wild Fuck Hammer, and maybe a turn on the Monkey Rocker, Dorky Donkey, or some other mechanical wonder.

Retailing: A welcome addition to the sex machine lover's collection.