|Released||Jun 27th, 2012|
|Running Time||131 Min.|
|DVD Extras||Bonus Scenes, Outtakes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s), Widescreen|
|Cast||Tommy Pistol, Nicole Aniston, Xander Corvus, Marco Rivera, India Summer, Isis Taylor, Jack Vegas, Misty Stone, Eric Masterson, Ethan Hunt, Jessica Drake, Randy Spears, Brad Armstrong, Alektra Blue, Kaylani Lei, Tommy Gunn, Mia Lelani|
|Non-Sex Roles||James Bartholet, Dick Chibbles, Others, Prince Yahshua, Wolf Hudson, Brandy Aniston|
|Critical Rating||AAAA 1/2|
|Genre||Parody - Comedy|
This lavishly packaged and well-executed parody of the 1997 blockbuster sci-fi comedy starring Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith doesn’t follow the storyline of the source. Instead, it uses the characters and premise of the original for some fun and kinky stuff. Without viewing the original non-porn version of this, there are plot points and props that casual viewers won’t understand, and that’s the fault of the screenplay. The writing’s too vague, but still, there’s plenty, plenty, plenty to enjoy here—there are some really funny lines and you’ve just gotta have a copy of this on your shelves front and center. This two-disc set is loaded with extras as well, and your customers will have a ton to watch when they buy this.
Performers Randy Spears and Ethan Hunt are the leads in this, and their impressions of Jones' and Smith’s characters aren’t that true to the movies, seeming to stem more from the voicework done in the Men in Black animated series, but they do good work here. Spears, in particular, shines as is his seasoned norm. AVN’s MILF/Cougar Performer of the Year, India Summer, appears as the Linda Fiorentino character from the first Men in Black film and gets jiggy with Hunt in the morgue, having vag on a gurney.
Director Brad Armstrong appears in the role of Edgar, and he has the voice of actor Vincent D’Onofrio completely down. Armstrong shoots busy bug girls Mia Lelani and Nicole Aniston fucking each other with toys before joining in. Domme alien queen/Wicked Girl Alektra Blue has alien Xander Corvus in stocks in her space dungeon, and he gets let out for some intergalactic, damn fine anal. Blue looks amazing with Corvus’ cock in her ass and she remains a top throughout their excellent pairing.
Spears dreams of three-titted alien/Wicked Girl Kaylani Lei. They meet in a cornfield for some oral and yes, tit-fucking, before he gets to fuck her sweet, hot, not-of-this-earth snatch. Hunt is transformed into Misty Stone so he can lure evil alien/Wicked Girl Jessica Drake. Stone celebrates her new vagina with a stellar solo scene that’s interrupted first by a fellow agent who also happens to be a talking pug, and then by penis monsters.
In the interest of peace in the galaxy, Spears agrees to stage an alien/human orgy with Drake, Blue and Lei joining Stone and a bunch of male agents. The sex is hot and there’s a ton of spaced-out oral and vag eye candy that’s ready to be enjoyed.