What can you say? It's European. That means you get a wacky story, super-hot chicks, and Euro dudes with oddly sculpted facial hair.

The story itself is as old as modern porn: Some dude develops a virus, which makes everybody horny and causes them to fuck with all the fevered frenzy of chimps locked up in the monkey house at the local zoo.

Still, you have to give it up for these European girls. They're totally gorgeous and appear to enjoy what they're doing. And it really is the women who sell this type of product, right?

Standouts include Claudia Rosssi and the always-attractive Stacy Silver, but the rest would be stroke-worthy even if all they did was stand around and bad-mouth America. The dudes? Not so much.

Retailing: Story-oriented Euro-porn.