From BDP (one of K-Beech's many sub-brandings), Ass Bang is a bit of a mixed bag from an ethical standpoint. We're not talking about the ethics of porno (which are undeniably awesome, and the world should take note!), we mean the adherence to truth in advertising. If you offer up six scenes, and plaster the front of your cover with "Wicked DP Action!" in its largest font, there ought to be more than a single brief B/B/G out of six. Unfortunately, the DVD offers only the one (starring the long-haired, little-known Rachel Love). Each scene does have a lot of deep anal, though, so all is certainly not lost or misled.

Standing out in this barrage of standard anal intercourse are gagging, deep throating, cum-gargling Jamie Elle, hilarious panty snorting Grant Michaels, and whopper-of-a-disc-ending-facial-taking Alicia.

And to choose just a single scene, Van Damage's damaging of Victoria Sin (and her quarter-inch erect nipples) wins in a cockslide.

Retailing: One d.p., but still a decent bang for your... ass.