Shot on a cruise ship in the middle of the Mediterranean, American and Euro porn stars pretend to compete in a reality show to determine who is the best lover of them all, with the winner taking home a million dollar cash prize. Instead, one by one, the girls disappear in an attempt by Antonio Ross and Mr. Pete to sell them into slavery ... but no worries—Mick Blue saves the day. 

Sophia Santi, the show’s producer, gets drugged and captured by Ross after some hot sex with him. Jon Jon fucks Hungarian beauty Melanie Memphis’ ass while perched on a staircase, and the girl gets off on his black cock well. AVN Best New Starlet Brooklyn Lee shares James Brossman with Tarra White after Brossman wins a mini-challenge to get to upgrade his accommodations to one of the ship’s suites, and White gets her ass fucked beautifully in the proceedings, with Lee giving an excellent assist. Mick Blue and Pete d.p. Natalie Von in a poolside group scene with Aliz.

Everything is shot to Private’s usual, good standards and the mix of American and Euro performers is a good one, but the occasionally off camerawork, often very poor acting and inconsistencies in the storyline keep this from being a complete knockout.