There’s nobody in porn who’s better equipped to do Pacino than Anthony Rosano. He’s got the swagger, the style, even the look. So it was inevitable that Rosano would someday utter that Pacino quote tailor-made for an X-rated version of Scarface.

That comes later, however. First we see Tony Montana (Rosano) at his INS hearing, talking about his love for American movies—porn movies, that is. Montana even drops a few references to the Zero Tolerance crew … which won’t be the last instance of product placement.

In fact, another ZT product plays quite a pivotal role. Instead of cocaine, the X-rated Tony Montana peddles juice: a high-octane sexual potion that keeps pussies and balls wet and ready for action. Said juice looks exactly like Jack-Aid, from the recently launched Zero Tolerance Toys line of lubes.

Tony won’t touch the stuff himself—he says Cuban balls are already wet enough—but he’s eager to corner the Miami market. On his way to the top of the juice underground, Montana takes out dealer Jonny Slim and takes over his woman, enjoying standing vag with huge-titted Emmanuelle London in a long shower scene with plenty of b.j. as well.

An up-and-comer, he’s soon noticed by another big boss, whose hot girlfriend (Lexi Swallow, doing the Michelle Pfeiffer role) won’t give him the time of day. Getting much more than that from Montana’s mom (Tabitha Stevens) and his sister (Melanie Rios) is Montana’s partner, Manny, played by Johnny Rocket. A new performer, the muscle-bound stud handles himself well in a fierce scene with Stevens and a more tender one with Rios, who looks gorgeous with a curly mane.

Stevens makes another appearance in a crazy white wig as the mate of yet another rival dealer (Jack Cummings); she fucks Cummings to a tribal beat before Tony’s empire starts to fall apart. But first he’s gotta fuck Lexi Swallow, who gets him hooked on “the juice.” And, yes, she does say hello to his little friend.