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Kung Fu Pussy

Kung Fu Pussy

Released Sep 30th, 2011
Running Time 147 Min.
Director Joanna Angel
Company BurningAngel Entertainment
Distribution Company Vouyer Media
DVD Extras Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast Tom Byron, Kelly Chaos, Skin Diamond, Brian Street Team, Jessie Lee, Mr. Pete, James Deen, Tommy Pistol, Dane Cross, Dana DeArmond, Joanna Angel, Kleio Valentien
Non-Sex Roles Peter Warren, Joe (I), Chad Alva, Ssippi, Gorgeous Greg
Critical Rating AAAA 1/2
Genre Comedy



Joanna Angel, Jessie Lee and Kleio—three ninjas who train with Master Byron (Tom Byron)—are the only ones who hold the power to seek vengeance on the evil emperor, Deen Wang. Through proper ninja training, and some fucking and sucking along the way, these three slutty ninjas can—and will—kick some ass.


In the opening scene of this kung fu comedy, Master Byron (Tom Byron) explains how he came to choose three former go-go dancers as weapons of mass distraction against his protégé gone bad, Deen Wang (James Deen), who has turned into a murderous drug lord. According to the martial arts master, Jessie Lee possesses the Dragon Tits; Kleio Valentine the Lotus Pussy, and Joanna Angel the Iron Ass.

We don’t have to wait too long before said ass is pressed into service. Once Angel is alone with Master Byron, she seduces him—first with a lengthy blowjob, then moving on to vigorous vag sex before he puts her anal mettle to the test.

Master Byron always tells the trio that they must work together to harness their power, but Kleio and Jessie Lee aren’t buying it. Their bitchy bickering turns into competitive boffing, as they grab two fellow dojo students. Kleio mounts Tommy Pistol; Jessie takes on Mr. Pete, and their demonstration of synchronized screwing offers great views of the girls’ sleek physiques and skin art.

Combined with the fun dialogue and storyline, this scene alone makes Kung Fu Pussy worthwhile, especially to fans of BurningAngel’s alt-porn—and there are three other scenes that are just as good. Dana DeArmond does her usual good work as a slave girl hauled in chains from the dungeon to service Deen Wang.

Deen is obviously having a ball in his bad-guy role, but trouble’s headed his way in the form of Byron’s avenging trio. And though they briefly get caught in his dungeon—where they instigate an orgy between the prisoners (Skin Diamond and Kelly Chaos) and the guards (Dane Cross and Brian Street Team)—soon Joanna, Jessie and Kleio are ready to whack the evil Wang. After, of course, another four-way, with anal action for Joanna and Kleio.

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