Released | Aug 16th, 2011 |
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Running Time | 154 Min. |
Director | Sinister X |
Company | Extreme Comixxx |
Distribution Company | Exquisite Films |
DVD Extras | Cumshot Recap, Trailer(s) |
Cast | Scott Lyons, Dan Cross, Lizzy Borden, Jacky Joy, Dane Cross, Sean Michaels, Alec Knight, Evan Stone, Ashli Orion, Charley Chase, Juelz Ventura, India Summer, Tara Lynn Foxx, Jennifer White, Bill Bailey, Ashley Orion |
Critical Rating | AAAA |
Genre | Parody |
We're guessing that pretty much everyone knows who Captain America is: World War II "super-soldier" frozen in ice for many years until revived in the mid-'60s by Marvel Comics, and now once again by Extreme Comixxx.
Evan Stone essays the title role, and as the story opens, S.H.I.E.L.D. director Nick Fury (Sean Michaels) arranges for him to be double-teamed by nurses Ashli Orion and Charley Chase. Both gals love riding his fuck-tool and his face, which they alternately do, then spreading for mish, and they're not shy about shouting about their pleasure. Meanwhile, Sean finds another "angel in white" (Jacky Joy) for his own pleasure, and she's only too happy to suck his cock, ride him cowgirl, bend over for doggie and spread for mish.
But enough about sex; what about the plot? Seems in the Extreme Comixxx universe, Cap's enemy is still the proto-Nazi organization Hydra, which is now funded by Texas oilman Alec Knight, who mourns the loss of his wife Lady Hydra—who, with the help of the evil Red Skull (Bill Bailey), he revives in the body of Juelz Ventura. After grousing a bit about her tattoos and clit piercing, she gets down to business, giving Alec a drippy b.j., then fucking him nicely in all the usual positions.
India Summer shows up as an ex-Alaska-governor-turned-Tea-Party-candidate (no names, please!) backed by Knight and Ventura, leading Sean to use Evan as the Democratic poster boy for "hope" and the "glory of the greatest generation" ... when all Evan wants to do is kick some Red Skull butt. Look for some nice special effects when a Hydra helicopter shows up outside the conference room window, spraying bullets and gravely wounding scientist Bruce Banner's (Dane Cross) love, Betty Ross (Jennifer White), whom he fucked in the previous scene.
And speaking of fucked, India has an S/M-tinged liaison with the masked Red Skull. Might have something to do with all that leather he's wearing, but India gets off sucking his cock, then bending over for horsie and riding him in both directions.
Evan and sometime girlfriend Tara Lynn Foxx confront the Red Skull in a junkyard, and as Evan runs across the roofs of cars, fending off the Skull's bullets with his shield, he spots Tara being attacked by Juelz—and cuts the assailant's head off with his shield, allowing the Red Skull to escape.
But the confrontation has rekindled Evan's feelings for Tara, and the pair pleasure each other nicely on the conference room desk. The movie ends with Alec vowing vengeance for the death of his wife, Jennifer warning Dane of an impending nuclear attack, and Tara and Alec being killed in a fall from a roof.
Sequel, anyone?