What disco fan can forget the vision of John Travolta striding down the streets of Brooklyn to the beat of The BeeGees' "Stayin' Alive"? Well, Seth Gamble only briefly recreates the stroll, backed by a melody that's within spitting distance of that memorable melody ... but that's not really what you're interested in, is it?

The first scene is largely a set-up for plot to follow, as Lexi Belle tells boyfriend Xander Corvus that they can't use birth control when they fuck because "it's a sin." We thought him licking her pussy (which she obviously loves) and her blowing him might be theologically problematic as well, but what the hell ... cowgirl and reverse follow, then sidesaddle and doggie until they get around to the only church-approved position, as Lexi clasps her hands together almost in prayer—and then massages his spew into her waiting pussy.

Back at the disco, of course everyone wants to dance with Seth—and look! They've even recreated the original lighted disco floor! (The art direction throughout this feature is top-notch.) Sadly, it's not quite as well choreographed as the original ... but that's not really what you're interested in, is it?

Seth first rejects Kristina Rose's offer to practice with him for the (inevitable) dance contest, but he gives in—and since she's not using birth control, he'll only let her give him a blowjob in the alley behind the club.

Next night, Seth's back at the club with his "rat pack" (Xander, Dale DaBone, Johnny Castle and Seth's ex-reverend brother Alec Knight, who, we may recall, was played by OJ Simpson in the Saturday Night Live parody) ... leaving the old folks (Evan Stone, Nicki Hunter) alone for some sump'n-sump'n. First Nicki strips for him, which soon has him licking her ass and finger-fucking her pussy, which quickly leads to doggie, a long reverse cowgirl ride (with more fingering), more doggie, missionary and a facial.

Back to the club, Brandy Aniston puts the movies on Rev. Alec in the lounge, freeing his votive candle for mouth-to-dick resuscitation. His mouth somehow finds her pussy, and his dick follows for missionary. She bounces on his pole in both directions, then finishes him off with sidesaddle and doggie before swallowing his spew.

Meanwhile, Vicki Chase is sucking Johnny Castle's cock out in the alley, taking him doggie-style in the front seat of his car, getting a missionary pounding on the hood—until he finds an old mattress for spoon, cowgirl, reverse and doggie, covering her face with the white stuff.

The plot intrudes as Seth runs across disco doll Allie Haze at her ballet studio and convinces her to partner with him for the Big Dance Tournament—of course, leaving Kristina out in the cold. Needless to say, Seth and Allie find True Love on the dance floor—and Kristina heads off with Johnny and Dale for a threesome in the alley ... but just to make Seth jealous, you understand. Sure looks (and sounds) like she's enjoying it, though: Plenty of oral, blowing one guy as the other fucks her in, say, horsie, then a brief switch to mish; then the cycle repeats until both soak her face and tits. Kristina apologizes to Seth afterwards, but then Xander commits suicide off the Brooklyn Bridge as the pair watches ... leading a depressed Seth to change his life, move out of his parents' place and, of course, fuck Allie.

Also included in the package is a second DVD full of (sometimes blurry) hardcore loop scenes from the '70s (and possibly before), featuring (we think) Vanessa Del Rio, Dorothy LeMay, R. Bolla and a bunch of people you've never seen before.