Time for a little porn math, which also happens to whisk the curtain away from some of the mysteries of AVN's rating process. Take one part young, pretty Eurochicks ... and right there you've got a running start to nab three and a half A's. Add a dash of anal prodding to solidify the rating. But wait, there's more!

In this case more is less. Begin to shave off points for mediocre sex, a lack of panty fetish exploitation, and a faux 16 x 9 image (which is just standard video ratio s-t-r-e-t-c-h-e-d horizontally). Viewers need to see babes getting screwed, not skewed! The Bored of Appeals won't be considering any plea bargains for this one.

Retailing: Euro filler.