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The Facts of Life: A Porn Parody

The Facts of Life: A Porn Parody

Released Mar 15th, 2011
Running Time 119 Min.
Director Gram Ponante
Company DreamZone Entertainment
DVD Extras Outtakes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast Anthony Rosano, Kodi Gamble, Ryan McLane, Coffee Brown, Ashli Orion, Rocco Reed, Kristina Rose, Lee Bang, Raylene, Bobbi Brixton
Critical Rating AAAA
Genre Parody



When the girls of Yeastland Academy Junior College head to class, the school bell rings in their sexual awakenings. But when Nathalie, the dorm's straight-A virgin, feels like she's the only girl not getting her young holes stretched, her horny best friends teach her some valuable lessons in getting some loving. Blonde and beautiful Blair demonstrates the rich-bitch technique for getting cock. Sexy tomboy Jo reveals that some boys like it rough. Naive and naughty Tootie drops her skimpy school uniform and shows her booty. Finally, busty, red-headed house-mother Mrs. Garrett teaches Nathalie the best lesson of them all: "Girls, girls, girls!" can always get their pussies wet in an all-girl school.


Years ago, when we saw The Facts of Life on TV, we thought that if we never again saw Charlotte Rae as Mrs. Garrett, it would be too soon—but now that she's been reincarnated as Raylene (and her younger self as Ashli Orion), we're definitely reconsidering that position. Raylene has a terrific b.j. scene with Ryan McLane, where she lets him fuck her between her ample tits before he cums on them ... and then Ashli shows up in a flashback where she gets turned on as Lee Bang describes milking a cow, then fucks him in every position but anal until he cums on her neck and tits.

Of course, most folks who remember the series remember the Blair character, here played by Kodi Gamble, who we're pretty sure will not grow up to be a religious nutcase like Lisa Welchel. Kodi's still a bit stuck up here, but she fondly remembers that time when she seduced one of the servants (Rocco Reed) by kissing him, letting him lick her tits, then mounting his rod in both directions while moaning deliciously.

But perhaps the best scene here has Bobbi Brixton as Jo seducing Anthony Rosano on her dorm room bed. The volcanic action includes lots of tit licks, mish, 69 and some great bouncing in cowgirl and reverse before Anthony covers those milky tits with his spew.

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