This parody of the internationally popular game show purports to take place in Canada, where television is less censored. Uh huh. Regardless, Michael Vegas gives a great performance as show host Howie Mandel minus the OCD tendencies. The proceedings are mildly goofy—a random pirate, Ron Jeremy in a diaper—but it’s not all of what it could be, heat-wise.  

The lighting leaves the performers looking jaundiced, which is really too bad considering the quality of the players. MILF supreme/stalker Diamond Foxxx goes after Vegas with her mouth and twat. Mark Wood takes Alexis Texas’ snatch instead of a million dollars. John Strong fucks Brooklyn Lee’s poop chute as well as he’s ever plowed any woman’s, sprawling her across a stained gray comforter to get the job done. AVN’s Best New Starlet Gracie Glam sucks and fucks inexplicably naked banker Mr. Pete’s cock to get him to raise the offer, and it’s the hottest scene in the movie, for sure.