If there ever was a TV show that’s ripe for the porn parody treatment, it’s Showtime’s sexually explicit Californication, in which narcissistic yet endearing sex-crazed writer Hank Moody finds himself in all kinds of sticky situations while he chases pussy all over Los Angeles much to the detriment of his career and family.

In the triple-X version, Hank is hired by his agent to ghostwrite the memoir of a 25-year-old porn star (Dane Cross) with whom Hank is clearly not impressed.

After getting his dick sucked by one of his floozies, Hank hightails it out of there with no pants because he’s late to meet with his ex-wife (Kimberly Kane) and her new boyfriend (Mark Wood). While the grownups dicuss their problematic daughter (Ashli Orion), she’s upstairs with her BFF sucking her boyfriend’s dick. She gets caught red-handed, but not before getting thoroughly fucked.

The movie’s best sex action comes when Hank visits the porn star whose book he’s supposed to write. Attempting to convince Hank to take the job, Cross excuses himself to have a threesome with Jynx Maze and Violet Monroe. It’s a deliciously dirty scene with plenty of A2M and A2OGM.  

In the end, a nice piece of pussy is enough sway Hank. Wandering around the loft, he stumbles upon a fetching, tattooed Juelz Ventura. Hank’s acerbic wit easily gets him into Julez’s pants—or lack thereof—and the best footage comes in cowgirl with Juelz’s juicy pussy tightly gripping his dick.