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This Ain't Hawaii Five O XXX

This Ain't Hawaii Five O XXX

Released Jan 05th, 2011
Running Time 92 Min.
Director Stuart Canterbury
Company Hustler Video
DVD Extras Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast Kaiya Lynn, Pike Nelson, Nicole Ray, Lana Lopez, Jack Vegas, Jack Lawrence, Priya Rai, Tommy Gunn, Sophia Santi, Victoria White
Critical Rating AAA
Genre Parody



Police work Hawaiian style! Extreme interrogation techniques! Fuck 'em Danno!


Unfortunate close-ups on crotch zits and the bad editing that left them in the final production keep this good parody of the long-running crime drama from really reaching its erotic potential. Jack Vegas in a remarkably bad hair piece plays Jack Lord’s legendary lead role pretty flatly, while Jack Lawrence turns in his usual great acting job as Danno. The script is decent, but nothing ever really gets off the ground in a compelling way, action-wise.  

Tanned blonde Victoria White looks great getting fucked in doggie by Pike Nelson. Hooker Kaiya Lynn gets it on with Tommy Gunn outdoors at a tiki bar. Lana Lopez and Sophia Santi do an average girl/girl jailhouse romp. New Delhi beauty Priya Rai wears a grass skirt and a rainbow lei for her fine lay with Lawrence that’s definitely the sexual high water mark.

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