It's somewhat endearing to watch the wanna-bes - with their freshly-shaved crotches, who yearn to go pro - fuck each other with all heart and zero theatrics. In one scene, a foxy, tattooed slut squeezes her boyfriend's balls to the brink as she deep-throats the daylights out of him. There are hot moments in all four workmanlike scenes (two anals), each accompanied by a title such as "Swallow My Dick Blondie." Veteran Blake Palmer appears in one installment with a vintage silicone tigress with white enamel talons. The girls are tight little units, the guys are paunchy. What else is new in straight porn? Camera frequently off the mark. Some blowjobs barely in frame. Classic unintentional humor: Guy: "Am I going in too deep?" Girl: "No."