Employing three of the oldest plot devices known to gay porn – the gym spotter, the randy plumber, and the greasy mechanic – makes this slapdash European film seem dismal and stale. The models aren't speaking any English, but their scripted come-ons don't need any translation. Once the sex gets underway, it's by-the-numbers, but with a pointed emphasis on fucking. None of these guys makes an impression with the exception of a musclebound bottom in the last vignette who bears a strong resemblance to a dick-smoking Mr. Clean. He comes alive when his taller, thinner co-worker humps him over the hood of the vintage car they were servicing just moments before. This is the only performance of note in this bland little flick. A paltry photo gallery is the only additional DVD content, assuring this film a place in the bargain bin.

RETAILING: Stock in your Foreign section.