If it matters, the animated sex is unprotected. In bizarrely stylized videography, a real old woman (or made-up man) in military dress is pursued by a CGI floating cock. A green CGI alien fucks a live-action Latino youth. In L.A.’s Faultline Bar, three CGI studs fuck and suck with sci-fi or mystical overtones. They take a cock-and-balls—shaped ship into the Hollywood Hills where they orgy with (1) a partly animated man, and (2) a real man who first rubs his ass-crack on a silver skull. Animated lifeguards and surfers make it on Santa Monica Amusement Pier, including right by the carousel, and fuck horizontally extending from a rock-climbing pylon! They ejaculate balls of white light from atop a Ferris wheel. There are a couple more animation-assisted real solos, but after the Ferris wheel, it’s all sort of downhill. Insert smiley face.

RETAILING: Very short movie mixing animated and real men may be more amusing than arousing.