The gorgeous men of the French rugby championship team Stade Francais Paris are getting pretty for a calendar, and this DVD (no narration, no sex, and virtually no speaking) follows the process of capturing the photographs. Most of the eye-candy shots are of gorgeous backsides (those butts! those legs!). Dicks are usually hidden by strategically placed props (towels, beer bottles). Not that it matters - these fellas are gorgeous. A total of 42 men appear in 28 segments (each running about three minutes) alone or with one to three partners. Frequent edits and freeze frames of shots can get a little annoying for the viewer, but this is still a beautiful testament to the male form. Two segments stand out: Too-handsome-for words Frederic Cermeno is a vision on the beach as he watches his teammates. And the threesome of Jerome Fillol, Julian Harris, and Clement Wattier (segment 21) all have killer smiles as they engage in some play together (the only segment with extensive contact). Pre-nom Best Alternative Release.

Retailing: Gorgeous nude French athletes are a surefire sell.