The "somebody" in the title turns out to be a bevy of ponies, zebras, camels, lions, llamas-you name it-in a zoo in the Czech Republic. Looking at least has a unique location going for it. However, involving animals as background in graphic gay-sex scenes turns out to be very disconcerting. For example, in the first of four scenes, two workers put aside their brooms to have some fun. No sooner do they start sucking than two voyeuristic ostriches take ringside seats. As the fucking begins, one ornery ostrich gets right in their faces. If it weren't so weird, it might be funny. Two other dudes bail some hay then get it on for the horses in the stable. A tour guide leads a group of guys through the zoo, introducing each animal species (we get this info in badly translated subtitles). The men soon pair up and practically have sex in the cages. Sounds hot, but it's not! A couple of adorable lion cubs lead to the final threeway. This is the best scene in the film, perhaps because the models are attractive and the animals are put off to the side at the start. Fuzzy picture quality and blah colors don't help. Nor does the annoying musical accompaniment and irritating sound of dogs barking and roosters crowing. The animals clearly brought out the beast in someone-the foreign cast tries its best-but most viewers probably won't want to heed this call of the wild.