For seven minutes at the end of this six-twink movie, blond Dallas Reeves, a heartbreakingly beautiful, charmingly relaxed, swimmer-shaped Cary Elwes lookalike, turns redder and redder getting power-fucked by two skinny brunets in a row so hard that he finally falls off of a weight bench. Before that, for 15 minutes, plump producer Spanky insults the cast, plugs his other videos, teaches them to walk like penguins, then disappears and they break into three very quiet, very mechanical suck-couples. Fifty-six minutes in, another blond, Starbuck, sits on a dick, and things get a bit more interesting. Reeves takes dick in his ass while hanging sling-like in a frame, then bounces on one, then takes it bent-over while Starbuck is bouncing. Two brunets fuck. Then Reeves goes legs-up, gets the two fucks described in the first sentence, and finally the cast jacks for three minutes.

RETAILING: Slow amateur twink sixway saved by one beautiful blond bottom.