Imagine the worst possible future for the human race. Now imagine it with colored lights. We've seen this sort of cheesy rip-off of science fiction before in adult video ever since some smart guy decided the monolith in 2001 might be good for something other than babysitting chimps. This is the worst possible kind. $1.99 sets and costumes are onscured by dime-store colored lighting and a sorry excuse for a script.

This is In Hand's first truly awful feature since Batdude and Throbbin' and lacks even that title's cock-eyed approach to its subject. Gorgeous cover-boy Brett Winters is really wasted in his one scene here and the rest of the cast, the ones you can make out through the haze at any rate, are forgettable. The only glimmer of fun is huge-dicked Michael Brandon getting banged for the first time on video. Something to look forward to in the future I guess.