Just sit right back and you'll see some tail. . .

Now I've seen everything! When I used to watch "Gilligan's Island" on T.V., I always dreamed that someday the Professor would get it on with Mary Ann, but I never imagined that I would ever see Gilligan getting fucked by Ginger!

The most comically brilliant moment in Gilligan's Bi-Land occurs when Gilligan (Jason Broderick) discovers that there's more to Ginger (Karen Dior) than meets the eye. ("Oh Gilligan," coos Dior, "I hope you're not angry, but I'm not really Ginger Grant the famous actress, I'm a female impersonator from Pinocchio's!")

Gilligan doesn't seem to mind at all. As for the rest of the castaways in this spoof, Mr. and Mrs. Howell (Jamoo and Krystall) are a much more swinging couple here than portrayed on the old T.V. show. They have their way with Native Boy (Tony Belmonte), who seems to be dividing up his time between them and Mary Ann and the Professor (Busty Belle and Brad Morgan).

The Skipper (Jared Clark) turns out to be a dildo queen! In a coconut shell, these castaways, unlike their T.V. counterparts, would rather get off with each other than get off the island. What's next? Bi Dream of Jeannie? Bi-Witched? Bi-Nanza? Oh brother, don't miss this one, little buddy.