We start with a new "recruit" to the U.S. Army being given a regulation haircut while he slowly masturbates himself to climax. The young barber doesn't bat an eye or miss a hair. Then, we see a hunky, big-chested mess-hall GI masturbating his enormous tool, and cumming into the evening's soup. Many other GI's partake of it, and end up horny as all get-out and fuck, suck, rim and, well, you know the routine. Mess Hall Manuevers is totally unrealistic, as none of them are the least bit concerned about getting caught. OK, it's a fantasy, but still! And, the bad ad-libs don't help. But almost everybody's hot in the sex scenes, and stories featuring the young military have to be absolutely dreadful to fail in stores.