Take the 1970 disaster hit Airport, throw in some bitchy Dynasty dialogue and mix it up with a bunch of hot men on a gay flight and you get Catalina's latest Cockpit. Basic plot surrounds Arrow Airlines Flight 69 to Aspen - where everybody goes down.

First off, the art direction is terrific and garners a pre-nom for Best Art Direction. Realistic sets (like the airplane) and props really add to the feature. There is some fine sex as well - the best being a scene between luggage loaders Sam Crockett and Erik Michaels. As Crockett plows a whimpering Michaels, you can tell they're having a good time. It's intercut with a solo scene and an oral foursome (which includes Caesar) so it gets a little frustrating to watch because just when it gets good, the image cuts away to something else.

The only major gripe about this vid is that there's a lot of oral scenes - a lot. Pilot Steve Rambo does get a nice plowing in the plane and passenger Paul Dawson and security guard Tony Acosta have a nice flip-flop on the ground, but that's about it for the anal. So oral fans will delight.

Pre-nom Bradley Picklesiemer's brief but hysterical non-sex performance as a rattled passenger. When a drunk passenger tells Picklesiemer to blow him, Picklesiemer responds with his best bitchiest delivery: "I wouldn't suck your dick if we lost cabin pressure and the only air was in your balls." Pretty funny stuff.

Also pre-nom Best Sex Comedy.