Porn is no stranger to the parody, but this travesty of Masterpiece Theater is downright laughable - and not in a humorous way. Austin Marks, in a non-sexual role without merit, plays Alastair Cock, and his brief introductions of the three scenes are extraneous. The one saving grace is the appearance, in two scenes, of exotic cover boy Brett DiMineo, who could potentially be quite impressive under the guidance of a more competent director. Some cum-sucking could outrage the P.C.-minded consumer.