From the star-studded end-credit thank you's (Chi Chi LaRue, Mickey Skee, Sharon Kane) to the insider name-dropping (agent Nick DiMartino), it is obvious that newcomer director Stephano Romaine is well connected in the porn industry. Too bad his high-powered friends weren't more helpful. Romaine's feature, Class of 2004, is totally average, run-of-the-mill porn.

Roommates Zach Richards and Lee Casey discover the joys of freshman sex before they realize they're better off together. We even get an old-fashioned happy ending. But in between, there are five other sex scenes, including a so-so shower orgy, a boring locker-room duo, and some unimaginatively photographed outdoor action. Poor production value (lighting, sound, editing) detracts from a passable cast. All of which proves that sometimes it's not about who you know.