Let me tell your fortune: Hmm, there's a very bad video with very ugly Gypsy boys who can't stop looking into the camera in your future. Let's see what else: ah, a vision of a Gypsy-type covered wagon that looks like it was rescued from the Little Rascals series... I see flies buzzing everywhere... set to a background of really, really stupid music that keeps repeating over and over.

Now, cross my palm with silver.