The premise: Four gay men rent a cabin in the woods, yet no one brings directions.

Ryan Foxx opens The Country Bares by ordering Bo Kingsley back out into the field. They don't seem to live on a farm, or on a ranch, but simply in the middle of nowhere. Cue an SUV full of men looking for their luxury accommodations. Joe Torres knocks on Foxx's door, lets himself in, and finds a sleeping Marck Cirriano and a horny Atom Masters clad in tighty-whities. Torres asks for directions and then the fun starts between the country bumpkins and the lost city boy.

Kyle Richards takes off in the opposite direction from the house, leaving Alan Gregory and Danny Rhymes to sit in the car and wait. But they don't. Soon, Rhymes gets caught by Christian Luke for pissing on a tree on "his property." The penalty for public urination? Afternoon delight with the sex beast. Luke, an uncut and eager bottom, goes down on Rhymes instantaneously and later gives him an anal tongue lashing. Meanwhile, back at the house, Gregory encounters Foxx on his front patio who takes him inside, skips the home cooking, and just gives him a bone over the side of a chair.

The final scene is with Richards and Kingsley, where Kingsley bounces up and down on Richards' cock until they both shoot their way to the sunset.

A bit like Celine Dion doing an Iron Maiden cover, but close enough to the real thing.