Het guys are good-humored in six scenes. Blond-tipped gay porn-newbie Steve’s “mystery meat,” blond, iron-abbed Guzzo, has cocky attitude, a jock-waddle, and great appreciation of Steve’s red mouth and curly asshole. Axe is a stunning, swimmer-built blond with a big breast-tattoo. He’s paired with Vince, who pales a bit looks-wise by comparison, but brags about being “a walking, talking dildo.” They flip-flop fuck but they’re shy about kissing! Mature, laid-back Brent (“Peace out”) gets fucked at both ends by goateed youngster Rick (who’s never had a man) and by no-nonsense built blond Brock, with head-stubble just like his scruffy beard (who’s had just one). Twinks, possibly-Mideastern Jared and surely-a-surfer blond Thad debate about which girls’ builds are sexy. Thad likes “when you’re fucking a girl so hard her titties start to go in a circular motion.” Jared says he’s “not really” sucked a cock before, but swaps blows with easy Thad. He doesn’t say if he’s been fucked, but lets Thad do him. Before long he’s screaming, “Fuck me!” Look-alike good old boys, Ken is hairy-chested, Nate smooth with a boner that makes the director gasp, “God DAMN!” and gets Ken on his back muttering, “You can fuck me as hard as you can.” Nate returns to share with big, bright-eyed Nick the mouth and south of lean blond Reilly, who shouts “This is my lucky day!”

RETAILING: Amateur Straight Guys fans will love six funny scenes (two trios).