Once you get past the colorful cover and the cute phrases on the box (“Fuck now, or forever hold your piece!”), there’s not much left to grab your attention. Like the rest of this Euro series, Naughty Nuptials takes a theme (in this case, a same-sex wedding ceremony) and turns it into one big party that progresses from dirty dancing to full-on orgy. Onlookers in a giant room watch as models strut their stuff, shed their clothes and then suck and fuck as the cameras roam. It’s a nice idea—but probably a lot hotter in person than on screen. With so much going on, the camera never settles long enough on one moment to keep you intrigued, and all you really hear is just loud noise as opposed to natural sex sounds. While reality porn has its perks, this one is a little too out of control and unrehearsed for its own good. Still, there are some fleeting bright moments—including any shot with the hot dancer who douses himself in champagne as he shows off his hot bod and cock (why not focus on just him for two hours?!). A few other big dicks will grab your attention, but ultimately this is more of a bachelor gag gift or gay bar TV filler than something fans will actually get off on at home.