Couldn’t be more fun. A twink-youth British "reality show" pits six cuties against each other in three couples, with porn stardom as the prize. Each long-dicked couple is given a prop they must play with. Swishy, sassy bottle-blond Dickson and slim, handsome O’Neill must "make full use of the rope you will find on the table." Dickson is aggressive orally all over his partner, then spreads O’Neill’s legs like motorbike handles and fake-fucks the brownet’s crack. O’Neil goes "assive-aggressive," riding Dickson’s dick without penetration. Nice touch: Dickson pulls ass-hair out of his teeth after rimming! They entwine in the rope as Dickson gets into O’Neill's anus for real and plugs away. Languid Bryan and jockish Summers are given leather handcuffs to work with. Shock: the jock’s the bottom! Long-haired Duke looks like young Dyan Cannon, pixie-pretty Sam Bishop like Audrey Hepburn as a child. Duke likes "to see me cock going in and out of little tight arses," so he mostly lets Bishop wear the blindfold they’re challenged with. He tongue-fucks Bishop’s butthole till it’s moist and open for the real thing. His already sizable erection gets thicker the longer he fucks, as if it was filling up with cum. The winners from each pair threeway as a "championship round," including a deep D.P. The winner dildos himself in a shower! Director King gives us plenty of shots of fuckers’ assholes winking as they fuck.