DVDDo you know what sleepless British twinks do? They knock on doors of other apartments, which also contain sleepless twinks, and ask "Can I come in for a cuddle?" which means "Will you ream my asshole open with your tongue and a big dildo, then fuck me into exhaustion?" A Peter Pan–type top has a huge cock and gets his face ejaculated on, then kissed clean. Or if they’re two skinny look-alikes with the same shag hair-do, they bathe together, and one buggers the other. Or one barges in on a bloke beating his meat and fucks him so hard the cheap couch looks physically threatened. Peter Pan returns to call over a dreamy blond from the Internet, who looks like a big pink frog crouched down to get fucked doggy-style. Finally, short and taller couch-potatoes are glad when tallest shavehead friend, Scott, who looks a bit like an escaped sex maniac, comes over and sits in the middle where he can kiss and grope them both. He turns out to be just a big old anything-goes baby. He’s middleman in a rim-train, first fucker of the tall dude (on a coffee table), then gets his ass and cock sucked by Tall while Tall’s getting tooled by Short. He fucks Tall some more lying down spoon-fashion, with legs spread so Short can see the nasty action, which excites Short so, he asks to be shot on by both buddies.

RETAILING: Five Brit twink scenes (one trio) feature facial cumshots and cum-eating.