EVAN RIVERS 7[DVD]Bang Productions. D: Tyler. Evan Rivers, Nicholas Lockwood, Felix, Nick Cross, Lee Stephens, Tristan Rayne, Nicholas Lockwood. 63 Min.ADVD Extras: Outtakes, Still Gallery, Trailers.How is it possible that even when cute guys with nice hard cocks are on screen, it still isn’t sexy? There’s something about the Evan Rivers persona that just sucks the fun out of sex: Like the internet-based scenes, he has a disinterested, lazy and almost bored attitude—he’s just going through the motions, frequently laughing or making in-jokes his co-star or crew. His opening stroke—where he jacks off in between preparing a chicken dish (the bulk of the scene has him chopping bell peppers)—is a chore to sit through, and his non-sexy mannerisms ruin what could be a decent scene as he strokes off a cutie during the following sequence. Lee Stephens is a short cutie who fucks Evan on (and underneath) a hammock, but the only real fun comes as hot Nicholas Lockwood flashes his cock on screen, filling Evan’s holes with handsome friend Nick Cross (just focus on them, and you may be able to get off). But the finale is a train wreck, as Evan pretends to get fucked by Tristan Rayne. Hmm, zero close-ups and a semi-soft stroke to jack off? I smell a big fat cheat, and it’s a shame that crap scenes like this are being sold to the public.Retailing: Weak effort is for Rivers’ diehards only.—Brady JansenEVAN RIVERS 7[DVD]BangBros.com. D: Tyler. Evan Rivers, Nicholas Lockwood, Felix, Others.ADVD Extras: Outtakes, Still Gallery, Trailers.
