Shot at "Correctional Camp Breakpoint" on the back lot of Palm Springs men's resort Helios, Soldiers of Misfortune features some of the hottest muscle BDSM work on film. Zeus veteran muscle stud Bryce Pierce stars here along a hot muscular cast including power bottom Derek Da Silva, hottie Cullen Cable and horny muscle top Tony Buff. Bound and hooded, captives Da Silva and Cable are taken back to Correctional Camp Breakpoint for incarceration and "punishment" by Pierce and Buff. These four studs fuck, suck and beat each other up, off and in the best ways imaginable. Multiple strict bondage positions, gut punching, cock and ball bashing, flogging, hot wax and brutally hardcore fucking are suffered heroically by the gorgeous captives. Including five separate bonus features, there are almost two hours of heavy, hot and hard BDSM muscle action.

 

RETAILING: Skip the chick flick - this is the perfect DVD to accompany a romantic Valentine's Day spent in your "play room" beating and whipping the one you love.

 

-Morgan Carpenter

 

 

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There should be a warning label on Soldiers of Misfortune that reads "No Porn Stars Were Harmed in the Making of This Movie." If only it were true - or so it appears. In the opening moments of this Daddy Zeus-directed production, two hooded prisoners are tied to posts then tortured mercilessly. The tactics include spitting, punching, flogging and dripping candle wax. By the time the Taser gun came out, we were ready to hit the stop button. But then the sex scenes began. A now-portly Bryce Pierce (2001 Zeus Man of the Year in his return to porn) whips out a knife and starts threatening the enormously inflated balls of newcomer Cullen Cable. Bryce still has his elaborately pierced nuts and shaft, but his dick looks like it has been pumped one too many times. Cable ends up in a sling, where Pierce fucks then jacks him to completion. Later, Derek Da Silva and Tony Buff engage in so much penis punching and ball torture that viewers will be reaching for their protective cups. These two do some sixty-nining, ass-eating and Buff eventually tops, but it's how he uses his fists to jab at Da Silva's hole as he shoots that will stick in your mind. Hard-core viewers might want to buckle up!
RETAILING: Hard-core specialty product that should come with a warning sticker. Stock accordingly.
Vincent Lambert

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