Three fast scenes about three fast French-Canadian twink encounters. French title means roughly, “Go fuck yourself.” First subtitles are “Wanna go have sex?” and “Sure, let’s go.” But the widescreen movie looks classy as hell as the scruffy-bearded blond and punkish brunet pick-ups hit a Montreal loft. The classy videography makes such sights as the lube-dripping crotch-shot of a first fuck look even grosser. Then the charmingly direct titles say, “TOP (quietly): Tight ass,” and “BOTTOM: Fuck me.” The whole movie’s like that, alternating between chic presentation (white rather than black frames between shots), gross subject matter (blond’s huge cock disgusting with cum), and the innocent charm of the youthful cast (he tastes it). In a tiny porn house, a curly-haired brunet watches three other young Canadians suck in front of the screen. A pretty youth drinks disgusting mucus-like loads. Then there’s a brunet-blond-redhead standing sandwich! Finally, a plumpish, hung, uncut youth hits a video-booth with peepholes, but no people. Leaving, he meets someone very much like him coming in. He barely undresses enough to fuck the nude dude against the elevator cage, then politely finger-fucks him while he jacks, and then he pulls up his pants and leaves the cum-speckled stranger sprawled there! “Click-n-Cum” Fetish Menu is in Chapters Menu.

RETAILING: Three very well-made, very gross twink scenes.