The guys at Almost Straight put out an ad or met guys in a bar and got them to drop trou in front of the camera and jack off while watching straight porn (you can hear it in the background), occasionally getting sucked for a bit by... the cameraman? the lighting guy? We're not sure. Suffice it to say that the only minor thing going for this DVD/drink coaster is that gay men get the underwhelming joy and privilege of catching a straight guy in action. The men are painfully skinny and pale, some more rough-trade-looking than others. Only Mr. E., a Southerner who says he's gay for pay, has some meat on his bones and delightfully licks his own cum when he's done. The jacking is devoid of energy or sizzle, and some don't even manage to get fully hard. We do give mild-tempered credit to Cypher, a cuter guy with tit piercings who gives a bit more of a show with his ass and a flirtatious smile. Retailing: For your solo jack-off section.