Three-fifths of this amateur movie is so poor that you may think it's a parody. Blue-eyed Jake and his handsome friends do as they're told by a director who hasn't the means either to excite them or to teach them to act excited. The result is so basic and primitive that you're surprised it has color and sound. It has sound traffic noises and room-buzz, plus a few lines delivered with tired flatness. The dullness of four mechanical masturbators is only emphasized by the camera person shooting them from dramatic angles while they're all but yawning from boredom. On the plus side, the models are all attractive and their skin looks pretty. Anthony lets loose a memorable load onto a black leather sofa, and Jake does work up some sweat when he first fucks between a mattress and some box-springs, then jacks wad onto his own forehead and eyes. In the last scene, a little livewire bantam called Aquarius makes a full meal of Jake's joint and then makes a mess of Jake's asshole by fucking it like he means it. Bonus Scene is Jake posing for mostly softcore pix with a very beautiful woman (they suck a bit).
Retailing: Amateur, mostly solos that are unbelievably dull, but the models are quite attractive. A final suck-and-fuck is exciting.