Guests might be happy to check into Hotel Uncut, but for viewers, this is one broken-down, decrepit joint. And it has nothing to do with the cast, all of whom are cute and have great bodies, or with the seemingly exciting sex they have in four stimulating scenes. There isn't even a problem with the standard-issue porn scenario: Three guys check into a horny hovel in Prague, where even the chef is getting some in the kitchen between courses. All the difficulties lie in the technical aspects of this DVD: poor synching (and worse subtitles), tracking problems, lousy transfer, heavy pixelation, muddy and faded colors (sometimes in the same scene), graininess, sound dropping out, fuzzy picture, video and audio glitches. This production is a mess. In fact, the quality is so bad that it makes it hard to focus on the men and the sex. And that is never a good thing. This cast (especially big-dicked Pavel Zvonar) deserves better. So beware: You might check in, but you won't get off.

Marketing: The models are attractive and the sex is good, if viewers can overlook the technical problems.

-Vincent Lambert

JUICE ON THE LOOSE (DVD, VHS)

Bacchus Releasing

D: Edward James. Juice, Troy, Semaj, Kid Kaj, Thugzilla. 78 Min.

AAA

DVDFour scenes all feature Juice, a dark-brown, manly dude with huge lips. After chit-chat in Ebonic (even from the white-sounding director), Juice gets to use those lips on honey-tan Semaj's milk-chocolate cock before Semaj fucks him good and solid. Caramel-colored Kid Kaj is the next in Juice's caboose. Thin, alert Troy and big bulky Thugzilla, both as dark as Juice, also fuck him, when he's not sitting on them enthusiastically fucking himself.