Seven wannabe studs (not eight as the box promises) lifelessly stare at straight porn off-camera while they pull their puds. Some manage to make it more interesting than others. For example, Ryan, who shares his love of hiking and the outdoors in a brief interview segment, robotically yanks his crank to completion. While Gorgyn, after plugging his bit part on Queer as Folk, unabashedly mugs for the camera and contorts himself into all kinds of silly positions. Though he tries to pass himself off as a twink, this blond ham with a bad haircut is a bit too thick around the middle to convince. It's hard to decide which is worse. Other models go by in a haze: long-haired Robert from Toronto; hairy Marco who co-stars with a dildo; nasty pierced-boy Thomas. Muscleman Westy Tank must have impressed the guys at Porn Team because he gets two scenes, though one would have been enough. In the first, this bulky hunk talks about his turn-ons with women but then adds that he likes to have his butt played with. He later proves this by using a vibrator. Tank's second scene features more sex toys and goes on for too long, plus he has a hard-on malfunction and takes forever to finish. Stroke That Dick! saves the best for last; in this case, it's supercute Drake, with his intense blue eyes, cool demeanor and admirable self-sucking skills. He nonchalantly chats with the photographer and cameraman before lifting his legs and licking his tasty piece. This boy knows how to make a solo scene entertaining. Unfortunately, technical glitches also abound in this production: pixelation and noise throughout, washed-out colors, sound-synch problems.