Rules of the Slovak Army. Don't Ask-assume that every male puts out. Don't Tell-anyone no. Officers will be beefy beauties, the common soldiers slim and pretty. Cocks will be thick and big-headed. Sex acts must be coarse and very convincing. Everyone sucks dick, but only soldiers get fucked-except in the privacy of a latrine, where officers may bend over. Luxurious hole-licking is permissible before, after, or instead of fucking. The preferred place to unload is on your partner's neck, but your own chest or thigh are also allowed. Soldiers caught kissing each other must stop and service officers, although they may have at each other when unsupervised. English will be spoken except when getting fucked, when you may curse in your native language. Still Gallery will be excellent and generous, and much better-photographed than the B-movie feature. If there is a god, our beautiful, hard-working men in uniform will get a much better videographer for their next movie, and the higher critical rating they deserve.