Men and Their Boy Toys delivers exactly what the title promises, although it's unlikely many viewers will be interested in seeing these men or boys. An unattractive cast of oldsters is paired with some relatively younger men with disappointing results. In the first scene, an out-of-shape daddy-type works on a bland blond. Next, a truly odd couple (a very short bottom and a very tall top) attempt to cook up some fun in the kitchen. These two can't help but create a hysterical Mutt-and-Jeff dynamic that makes it hard to take their sex seriously. The box cover models hook up in the next scene, which turns out to be the highlight. This time, the youngster turns the tables and pounds his elder. At least this duo shows some energy. The final sequence is also unremarkable. Poor sound, lighting, and videography don't flatter any of the guys-and some sexual chemistry certainly would have helped. Twinks, beware: Older isn't always better!