Desperate guys with really big guns who aren't afraid to shoot 'em are featured in this hysterical romp starring Paul Morgan and Chris Dano. They need to redecorate their place, so they turn to a life of crime and pose as cooks on a porn shoot to kidnap arrogant bitchy porn star Dakota Blaze — someone no one wants back.

T.J. Paris is incensed over the Dog Day Afternoon pair, screaming, "No one holds up a porn set, there's a mini-mall down the street." Paris also uses a funny inside joke referencing the $100,000 spent on one movie and the $300,000 spent on the sequel. Well, honey, every in-the-know knows you'd have to lop off a zero or two to get down to realistic figures.

What the guys find out is that making movies themselves is more lucrative, and also more fun than they've ever had before. For my money, the best scene is when Dano and Morgan team up with Tanner Reeves and Dom Sinclair in the finale. Hmm... I wonder how many others started this way?

It's very rare for director and studio manager T.J. Paris to get in front of the camera, and this time audiences see T.J. in street clothes playing himself/herself in his/her full androgynous glory.

The DVD also has a photo gallery, a list of future releases, a very easy-to-navigate Main Menu and a quick way to "Jump Into A Scene" or view the movie in a "Chapters" format.