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Released Jan 01st, 1990
Running Time 71
Director Tyler Von
Company Video 10
Cast Neil Thomas, Alan Lamber, Matthew Windsor, Grant King, Carlo Reese, Lou Cruz, Jake Seevers
Critical Rating AA 1/2
Genre Gay and Bi



With the annual AVN awards just around the corner, it seems a pity we don't have a category for "Silliest Gay Feature". Warlords would win hands down. Imagine, if you can, eight attractive young performers running around an obscure part of L.A.'s Griffith Park in "barbarian" get-ups dominated by fur chaps and glitter-capes and accessorized straight out of the Lily St. Cyr catalog. Pictures Neil Thomas playing a decadent despot wearing a Phyllis Diller fright wig. Envision an on-screen narrator in what looks like a rubber Ayatollah Khomeini mask sitting on a stump spewing forth plot exposition that's a hybrid of Conan and Tanya Robert's Sheena: Queen of the Jungle. OK. Now, try and imagine anything sexy coming out of this.

You might be surprised, because despite a ridiculously overcooked plot and tons of gimmickry, the men and sexual performances can be quite engaging, particularly Grant King and buddy Matt Windsor. When you review adult videos for a living the last thing you want to avoid is anything even faintly peculiar. This one certainly had my attention throughout. Whether intentionally campy or not, Warlords nevertheless has a niche all its own in the taxonomy of gay videos. Is it worth stocking? Probably not outside of Hollywood and some provincial jungle communities.

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