Opinions are like assholes, I've heard it said —everybody's got one. So maybe it doesn't matter that this amateurish paean to puckers just isn't my cup of tea. Since this is the third Butthole Banquet served up by Bijou, there must be an audience for such fare; in this case, a documentary record of regular joes (all 30+ with facial hair) putting things up their butts. The men (identified only by nicknames or first names) are not pretty —but to some people, paunch is raunch. Randy is the most imaginative; where the others stick to latex, he resorts to a cucumber and a cigar. The amateurish production will distract even interested viewers, however; color levels are so weird that, at first, I though there was an intentional special effect to make the fleshtones black and white and the cucumber Martian green. This one's for connoisseurs only.