The guys characterized in this video really like their bright shiny choo-choos, but their trains aren't long and powerful enough to let off much steam.

Despite a few clever set props, the sex is fairly uneven, except for Randy Storm as a horny delivery boy who gets sucked through a dolly while on the tracks, and then gets it in the caboose. The next best is Johnny Rahm doing a red-hot ritualistic cum dance around a campfire in a scene nicely shot through the flames by cameraman John Simms. Johnny blow your horn!

The editing, thanks to Marc Saber, truly stands out throughout the story, keeping the momentum going as if the viewer is on a train. But it doesn't help Craig Andrews's script, and this video chugs along without achieving its best potential, despite tried and true hot stars such as Rick Van, B.J. Slater, Rod Lance and Tom West.

The marquee value, alone, should engender rentals.